Twilight round two

Friends like Jason just bring joy to everyday life.

Jason: so where r u now exactly..?

Ems: Orlando

Jason: Bloom?

Ems: ahaha.. he is mineeeeeee

Jason: lol fak hiao liao

Ems: omg no lor

Jason: how long r u gonna be there?

Ems: till feb

Jason: i tot u studying there d?

Ems: no ler

Jason: u staying wit who there?

Ems: with some room mates lor, come here only kenal

Jason: Lol! so got how many one nite stands d there?

Ems: ....

I am speechless, but I miss all of them.

Everybody must get stoned.

What comes to your mind when you think of hOOters.

The only Spanish I know: Uno per kin say, Dos per bien tiee.